2.
Q: How do blonde braincells die
?
A:
Alone.
3. Q: How do
you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give
her a douche and shake her upside
down.
4.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their
hair brunette?
A:
Artificial intelligence.
5. Q: How does
a blonde part their hair?
A: (Action
of scissoring legs apart)
6.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the
sink?
A:
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash
vegetables!
7. Q: Why
didn't the blonde want a window seat on the
plane?
A: She'd
just dyed her hair.
8.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on
the plane?
A:
She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't
want it blown around too much.
9. Q: Why do
blondes wear their hair up?
A: To
catch as much as they can that is over their
heads.
10.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde
passenger?
A:
You can park in the handicap zone.
11. Q: Why is
a blonde like a turtle?
A: They
both get fu**ed up when they're on their
back.
12.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light
up?
A:
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
13. Q: Why
should blondes not be given coffee
breaks?
A: It
takes too long to retrain them.
14.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde's been using the
computer?
A:
There's white-out on the screen.
15. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
computer?
A: You
only have to punch information into a computer
once.
16.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in
common?
A:
You don't know how much either of them mean to
you until they go down on you.
17. Q: What
did the blonde think of the new
computer?
A: She
didn't like it 'cos she couldn't get channel
9....
18.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder
pads?
A:
(With a rocking of the head from side to side) I
dunno!
19. Q: How do
you kill a blonde?
A: Put
spikes in their shoulder pads.
20.
Q: How do blondes pierce their
ears?
A:
They put tacks in their shoulder
pads.
21. Q: Why
don't blondes eat Jello?
A: They
can't figure out how to get two cups of water
into those little packages.
22.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on
the top of their head?
A:
All you can eat, under a buck.
23. Q: Why
don't blondes eat pickles?
A: Because
they can't get their head in the jar.
24.
Q: Why don't blondes eat
bananas?
A:
They can't find the zipper.
25. Q: Why do
blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They
have to have some place to rest their
ankles.
26.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to
make her more attractive?
A:
Her ankles.
27. Q: Why do
blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because
red means stop.
28.
Q: Why do blondes wear red
lipstick?
A:
Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
29. Q: How can
you tell if a blonde has been in your
refrigerator?
A: By the
lipstick on your cucumbers.
30.
Q: Why don't blondes use
vibrators?
A:
They chip their teeth.
31. Q: Why do
blondes wear underwear?
A: They
make good ankle warmers.
32.
Q: What do blondes do for
foreplay?
A:
Remove their underwear.
33. Q: What's
the mating call of the
blonde?
A: "I'm
*sooo* drunk!"
