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67. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.

68. Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?"

69. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

70. Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

71. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

72. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.

73. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

74. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: Wishful Thinking.

75. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!

76. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

77. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

78. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.

79. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.

80. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.

81. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".

82. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

83. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 25 cents to use a telephone.

84. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

85. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limo?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.

86. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts ...

87. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.

88. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.

89. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

90. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

91. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

92. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

93. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.

94. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.

95. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.

96. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.

97. Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

98. Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don't tell her to swallow.

99. Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

100. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

101. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

 

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