68.
Q: What will she ask you?
A:
"Is it mine?"
69. Q: Santa
Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a
smart blonde are walking down the street when
they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it
up?
A: The
dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart
blonde.
70.
Q: Why did the blonde climb the glass
wall?
A:
To see what was on the other side.
71. Q: What do
you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at
you?
A: Pull
the pin and throw it back.
72.
Q: Why do Blondes take the
pill?
A:
So they know what day of the week it
is.
73. Q: Why did
the blonde stop using the
pill?
A: Because
it kept falling out.
74.
Q: But why do brunettes take the pill
?
A:
Wishful Thinking.
75. Q: Why did
the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because
her boyfriend was also blond!
76. Q: If a
blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building,
who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The
blonde has to stop to ask for
directions.
77. Q: What
happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers
disease?
A: Her IQ
goes up!
78.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a
Porsche?
A:
You don't lend the Porsche out to your
friend.
79. Q: What is
the difference between butter and a
blonde?
A: Butter
is difficult to spread.
80.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a
bowling ball?
A:
You can only get three fingers in a bowling
ball.
81. Q: What is
the difference between a blonde and "The
Titanic"?
A: They
know how many men went down on "The
Titanic".
82.
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde
and Bigfoot?
A:
Bigfoot has been spotted.
83. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
telephone?
A: It
costs 25 cents to use a telephone.
84.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a
guy?
A:
The blonde has the higher sperm
count.
85. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
limo?
A: Not
everybody has been in a limo.
86.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde track
team and a tribe of sly
pygmies?
A:
One's a bunch a cunning runts ...
87. Q: What's
the difference between a blonde and a
toothbrush?
A: You
don't let your best friend borrow your
toothbrush.
88.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
your job?
A:
Your job still sucks after 6 months.
89. Q: What's
the difference between a blond having her period
and a terrorist?
A: You can
negotiate with a terrorist.
90.
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a
blonde?
A:
Because you can drop your load in a washing
machine, and it won't follow you around for a
week.
91. Q: What do
blondes and cow-pats have in common
?
A: They
both get easier to pick-up with age.
92.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in
common?
A:
The more you bang it the looser it
gets.
93. Q: What
does a blond and a beer bottle have in
common?
A: They're
both empty from the neck up.
94.
Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in
common?
A:
They both wriggle when you eat them.
95. Q: What do
peroxide blonds and black men have in
common?
A: They
both have black roots.
96.
Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a
newspaper?
A:
So she could lip read.
97. Q: How do
you drown a blond?
A: Put a
mirror at the bottom of the pool.
98.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A:
Don't tell her to swallow.
99. Q: Why did
the blonde drown in the pool
?
A: Someone
left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the
pool.
100.
Q: Why do blonds have square
boobs?
A:
Because they forgot to take the tissues out of
the box.
