35. Q: What's
the mating call of the
the blondes have gone home!"
Q: What's a brunette's mating call
Has that blonde gone yet?
37. Q: What's
the mating call of the
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods
and Services Tax now in effect in
Because they can spell it.
39. Q: What is
74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their
Toes go in first.
41. Q: Why do
Blondes have TGIF on their
A: Tits go
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
"Have another beer."
43. Q: What do
blondes do with their arseholes in the morning
their lunch and send them to work.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the
45. Q: How
does a blonde like her eggs in the
Q: How does a blonde like her
47. Q: What's
the first thing a blonde does after
the car door.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex
Kick open the car door.
49. Q: Why do
blondes like tilt steering?
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with
More leg room.
51. Q: What is
the worst thing about sex with a
Q: What do Blondes say after
Are you boys all in the same
Do you guys all play for the Swans?
53. Q: What
important question does a blonde ask his/her
mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by
the hour, or the flat rate?
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving
55. Q: Why do
blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they
know when to stop having sex !
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
She drops her nail-file!!!
She says 'Next'
The next person in the queue taps you on the
He's had his clothes for about 2
I mean, who really cares?
The batteries have run out.
57. Q: What
does a blonde say when you blow in their
for the refill!"
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in
another blond's ear?
59. Q: Why do
blondes have more fun?
they don't know any better.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a
"What's a lightbulb?"
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to
61. Q: What's
a blonde's favourite wine?
"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in
They both have a black box.
Both have a cockpit.
63. Q: What is
the difference between a blond and a
everyone has been in a 747
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives
Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
65. Q: What
did the blonde say when she found out she was
you sure it's mine?"
Q: How do you get a blonde
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the