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34. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!"

35. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?
A: "All the blondes have gone home!"

36. Q: What's a brunette's mating call ?
A: Has that blonde gone yet?

37. Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!"

38. Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada)
A: Because they can spell it.

39. Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus G.S.T.

40. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

41. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits go in front.

42. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

43. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ?
A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.

44. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
A1: Introduces themself.
A2: Walks home.

45. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilised.

46. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilised.

47. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?
A: Opens the car door.

48. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex ?
A: Kick open the car door.

49. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More head room.

50. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

51. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
A: Bucket seats.

52. Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Swans?

53. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?

54. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*

55. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !

56. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm??
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She says 'Next'
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: I mean, who really cares?
A7: The batteries have run out.

57. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

58. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.

59. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.

60. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: "What's a lightbulb?"
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

61. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"

62. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.

63. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747

64. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?

65. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "Are you sure it's mine?"

66. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.


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