35. Q: What's
the mating call of the
brunette?
A: "All
the blondes have gone home!"
36.
Q: What's a brunette's mating call
?
A:
Has that blonde gone yet?
37. Q: What's
the mating call of the
redhead?
A:
"Next!"
38.
Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods
and Services Tax now in effect in
Canada)
A:
Because they can spell it.
39. Q: What is
74 to a blonde?
A: 69 plus
G.S.T.
40.
Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their
shoes?
A:
Toes go in first.
41. Q: Why do
Blondes have TGIF on their
shirts?
A: Tits go
in front.
42.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
in?
A:
"Have another beer."
43. Q: What do
blondes do with their arseholes in the morning
?
A: Pack
their lunch and send them to work.
44.
Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the
morning?
A1:
Introduces themself.
A2:
Walks home.
45. Q: How
does a blonde like her eggs in the
morning?
A:
Fertilised.
46.
Q: How does a blonde like her
eggs?
A:
Unfertilised.
47. Q: What's
the first thing a blonde does after
sex?
A: Opens
the car door.
48.
Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex
?
A:
Kick open the car door.
49. Q: Why do
blondes like tilt steering?
A: More
head room.
50.
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with
sunroofs?
A:
More leg room.
51. Q: What is
the worst thing about sex with a
blond?
A: Bucket
seats.
52.
Q: What do Blondes say after
sex?
A1:
Thanks Guys.
A2:
Are you boys all in the same
band?
A3:
Do you guys all play for the Swans?
53. Q: What
important question does a blonde ask his/her
mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by
the hour, or the flat rate?
54.
Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving
orgasm?
A:
*Who cares?*
55. Q: Why do
blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they
know when to stop having sex !
56.
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches
orgasm??
A1:
She drops her nail-file!!!
A2:
Who cares?
A3:
She says 'Next'
A4:
The next person in the queue taps you on the
shoulder
A5:
He's had his clothes for about 2
minutes
A6:
I mean, who really cares?
A7:
The batteries have run out.
57. Q: What
does a blonde say when you blow in their
ear?
A: "Thanks
for the refill!"
58.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in
another blond's ear?
A:
Data transfer.
59. Q: Why do
blondes have more fun?
A: Because
they don't know any better.
60.
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a
lightbulb?
A1:
"What's a lightbulb?"
A2:
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves
around her.
A3:
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to
call, "Daaady!"
61. Q: What's
a blonde's favourite wine?
A:
"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
62.
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in
common?
A1:
They both have a black box.
A2:
Both have a cockpit.
63. Q: What is
the difference between a blond and a
747?
A: Not
everyone has been in a 747
64.
Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives
birth?
A:
Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
65. Q: What
did the blonde say when she found out she was
pregnant?
A: "Are
you sure it's mine?"
66.
Q: How do you get a blonde
pregnant?
A:
Come in her shoes and let the flies do the
rest.
