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1
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They ask
for all their money in
quarters.
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2
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They're
not sure what season, or year it
is.
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3
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They're
best friends names are Super Mario,
Pac-man, and Sonic (if they have real-life
friends).
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4
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The
electric company and the toy store sends
them birthday cards.
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5
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Big
falling blocks and hot lava pits haunt
their dreams.
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6
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Their
fingers twitch all the time.
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7
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When
they are sick at home the change clerk at
the arcade calls to see if they are all
right.
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8
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They can
play 2 player games by
themselves.
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9
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Everyone
at the arcade knows them by
name.
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10
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Someone
is reading this to them, 'cause they're
too busy getting a new high score and can
not be bothered.
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