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1
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Hey!
It's my turn to sit in the front
pew.
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2
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I was so
enthralled, I never noticed your sermon
went 25 minutes over time.
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3
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Personally
I find witnessing much more enjoyable than
golf.
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4
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I've
decided to give our church the $500 a
month I used to send to TV
evangelists.
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5
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I
volunteer to be the permanent teacher for
the Junior High Sunday School
class.
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6
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Forget
the denominational minimum salary, let's
pay our pastor so he can live like we
do.
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7
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I love
it when we sing hymns I've never heard
before!
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8
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Since
we're all here, let's start the service
early.
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9
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Pastor,
we'd like to send you to this Bible
seminar in the Bahamas.
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10
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Nothing
inspires me and strengthens my commitment
like our annual stewardship
campaign!
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