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1
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Conversations
often begin with "Put the gun down, and
then we can talk".
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2
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The
school principal has your number on
speed-dial.
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3
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The cat
is on Valium.
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4
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People
have trouble understanding your kids,
because they learned to speak through
clenched teeth.
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5
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You are
trying to get your four-year-old to switch
to decaffeinated.
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6
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The
number of jobs held down by family members
exceeds the number of people in the
family.
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7
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No one
has time to wait for microwave TV
dinners.
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8
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"Family
meetings" are often mediated by law
enforcement officials.
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9
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You have
to check your kid's day-timer to see if he
can take out the trash.
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10
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Maxwell
House gives you industrial
rates.
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