Top 10 things that sound dirty in golf but aren't...

1	Nuts...my shaft is bent.
2	After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3	You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4	Look at the size of his putter.
5	Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6	Mind if I join your threesome?
7	Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8	My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
9	Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
10	Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.