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redneck
drivers license
application
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Last
name: ________________
(Check
appropriate box)
First
name: First name:
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann
Sue
Age:
____ (if
unsure, guess)
Sex:
____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe
Size: ____
Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_]
Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty
Politician
Spouse's
Name:
__________________________
2nd
Spouse's Name:
__________________________
3rd
Spouse's Name:
__________________________
Lover's
Name:
__________________________
2nd
Lover's Name:
__________________________
Relationship
with spouse:
[_]
Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet
Number
of children living in
household:
___
Number
of children living in
shed: ___
Number
of children that are
yours:
___
Mother's
Name:
_______________________
Father's
Name:
_______________________(If not sure, leave
blank)
Education:
1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do
you
[_] own
or [_]
rent
your mobile home?
(Check appropriate box)
Vehicles
you own and where you keep them:
___ Total
number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
Firearms
you own and where you keep them:
____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom
____ shed
Model
and year of your
pickup:
_____________ 194_
Do
you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please
explain:
Newspapers/magazines
you subscribe to:
[_]
The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera
Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun
___ Number
of times you've seen a UFO
___
Number
of times you've seen Elvis
___
Number
of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How
often do you bathe:
[_]
Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable
How
many teeth?
___
Color
of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
Brand
of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_]
Red-Man
How
far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1
mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know
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